Called It

Well, what do you know, all of the predictions I made for Easter Sunday came true.

Boston swept. I mean, am I surprised? No. You don't win basketball games with just two guys. Especially when one is milking the shit out of some minor injury in order to gain sympathy points and avoid getting destroyed by vastly superior competition. (Amare.)

The Heat were bound to lose. Philly had been giving them a hard time for two of the three games, and they really wanted to win one on their homecourt. Also Lebron is a choke artist, so we'll enjoy seeing this one go to seven games thanks to Lou Williams averaging 25 points each of the next two games.

So, Dwight only had 29 points and 17 rebounds in a loss. My bad. He still dominated, again, as his teammates sat around with their collective thumbs up their asses. I'll be happy to see how many Orlando "fans" there are when Dwight leaves in 2012. Probably about 17.

CP3 did it again. Just took it to the Lakers. He had as many rebounds as Gasol and Bynum combined. Are you kidding me? How embarrising is that? Two seven-footers got outrebounded by a six foot guard who has been having recent knee trouble. Those Lakers. Everyone but Kobe is ridiculously soft.

And hockey had two overtime games. Told you it would be exciting. (Also, who called the Blackhawks taking it in 7? This guy.)

So yea, if you ever have a wedding to go to or something like that, just come back here if you want to know what's going to happen in the day of sports.