Also, big ups to my boy Patrick Kane and the Blackhawks, making the US of A proud tonight with an absolute beatdown of those scrub Canucks from Vancouver. I smell a comeback. Canadians don't have the killer instinct. Only blind Patriotism could have me paying attention to hockey like this. I love it.
While I'm here, I'm making my picks for the NHL's first round. Obviously I'm ridiculously late to the punch, but I still don't know much about hockey so it's like I don't know what the series are at anyways.
Boston over Montreal in 6. Boston is hot. Montreal is French. Hint: Canada losing will probably be a theme.
Chicago over Vancouver in 7. Defending champs going out in the first round? Not an American team. After what I'm seeing tonight, they can rock the Canucks for the next two games for the W.
Anaheim over Nashville in 6. I think it's clear why I'm making this pick. It's the goalie!
Tampa Bay over Pittsburgh in 7. Not a fan of Pittsburgh. And Crosby and Malkin are out? Not cutting it for me. I still don't get who actually watches hockey in Tampa. They barely watch baseball there.
Washington over New York in 6. That OT loss was a backbreaker for the Rangers. Choked it away. The Russian takes it.
San Jose over Los Angeles in 6. I really just don't like Los Angeles. That's all I've got for this one. Sharks are bad ass too.
Apparently I missed the boat on Detroit over Phoenix. Would've picked a sweep anyways, Phoenix sucks.
Buffalo over Philly in 6. Big ups to Ryan Miller, who's basically the only player I know on either team. Guy's an American hero. Also, I hate Philly. Nothing good has come from that shithole except this.
What's up Chris? I thought you were the hockey guy? Maybe just start blogging about golf or something, I've got this.
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