Well, Dwight Howard's Leaving in 2012

Did you see that box score? Absolutely absurd. 46 points (on 16-23 shooting) and 19 rebounds? In a loss?! I guess that's what happens when you have Gilbert "Suns Out Guns Out" Arenas and some Turkish guy as your wing men.  I'm just looking forward to welcoming Dwight to the Boston Celtics in 2012. 

Orlando is overrated anyways.  Aside from Disney World and Tiger Woods, nothing actually goes on there. It's not even as cool as Miami or as old-people friendly as Tampa Bay. The place sucks Dwight.

PS. If I'm TMZ, and Chris is the Post, then Sanchez is a sub-par nudie magazine. No newsworthy content, just a lot of strange and offensive stuff to look at. And after you skim through it, you feel a little sick to your stomach. Screw you Sanchez, go bang a 17-year-old. She wasn't even hot buddy.